Scooter Girl Comic
Chynna Clugston-Major
Oni Press
While I'm not a comic book fan, I am a scooter fan and have dipped into comics when scooters have drawn me there. I loved
Deadenders and bought a few copies of Swing with Scooter off eBay. I was excited when Scooter Girl came out. What a
perfect item for my site an for my collection! The comic is now up to issue #5, but my local shop currently only has up to
#3.
The stry focuses on Ashton, a mod uber-god who tears through gals like he probably tears through tight pants doing soul kicks.
he is a cad and has met his match in Margaret a hip scooter chick who he pines for. She sees him for what he is and won't
give him the time of day. He insinuates himself on her whenever possible with the goal of bedding her in his mind at all times.
The artwork in this comic is great with scooters figuring in prominently. I had read through Chynna Clugston-Major's other
series, Absolute Beginners but it never caught on with me. This comic has more of the scooter content and scene info
I was craving with Absolute Beginners. the drawback is that I think the story is a little tired. The cad who is rebuffed and
dedicates himself to his conquest has worn thin on my with years of sitcom and b-grade television. There ae a few unusual
twists that keep this from becoming just a darker Archies episode, so I am hopeful for the comic to improve.
There are some other characters who may develop further in future issues which could improve the appeal and add some more
dimension to the storyline.
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Endless Summer rally
September 2003
Santa Barbara, CA
Since my Grandmother has lived in Santa Barbara for over 25 years, I feel as if it has been my summer home since a child.
That's why I jumped at the chance to go to the Vesperados' Endless Summer Rally. I had never been to one of
their events and had no idea what to expect.
I decided to make it a 1/2 rally 1/2 grandma weekend, so I only participated in Saturday's events. We met at the local shop,
and rally sponsor Moto Paradiso around 10 and socialized. The shop is small, so you can't do much shopping during a
rally. Unfortunately, you could only get the patch in the rally pack which was $20. It came with a t-shirt and a wrist band
for that day's BBQ. There was a bit of disappointment in having to pay for the BBQ and having to buy a shirt (I never buy
rally shirts). But the patch was well-done and I gave the shirt away.
The ride left at 11 and the route was excellent. Great curvy roads that I had never been on before and beautiful views. The
weather was perfect: I could wear a good jacket and gloves without being overheated. The negative part of the ride (and this
is a big one) is that this had to be the worst pack of riders I had ever ridden with. There were so many people who
drifted around lanes, cut me off and just disregarded the common considerations needed when riding in a huge group that it
made the ride far less enjoyable. Since I'm not from that area and don't know the locals, I can't say how many of the pack
were newbie riders, but from the many near misses, I sould say that many were clearly unaccustomed to that type of riding.
Regardless of the dodgy riding, the ride was fun. We ended at the beach for a BBQ which was top notch. I didn't mind paying
for it, since most free BBQs are barely edible. Tasty Santa Maria tri-tip, chicken and grilled veggies with salads and bread.
Yum! Also soda and mini-kegs of beer.
After eating & socializing, the raffle yielded many cool prizes, including a $100 gift certificate for me. Sweet! After the
final prize was given: a custom-painted ET2, the group broke up to reconvene that evening for the drunken trolley that would
go up & down State street, the downtown shopping & bar center.
That's where I left the rally, but it seems that everyone had a great time. My scootering was cut short by a hole in my exhaust
pipe which began shooting gas out onto the street. EEEK!
However, it was a fun rally & I encourage you to attend next year.
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MotoBars II: The Rematch
In an earlier edition of ScooterGal Confidential we reviewed the Lemon Blueberry Motobar with negative results. Word
got back to Merlino Baking, home of the Motobar and their Vice President emailed us to see what went wrong. He offered to
send us some other samples and challenged us to try them out.
A box showed up promptly with five of their eight flavors. ScooterGal Confidential set up a 4-person taste test and here are
our results:
Lemon Blueberry: Still yucky. All of our testers disliked it. Lori B said: "It tastes like Windex," which summed up
the feelings of the rest of us.
Banana Split: Tasty blend of banana and chocolate with a substantive bread-like texture. A jazzed-up banana nut bread,
of sorts. Everyone loved it.
Cranberry Almond: 3 out of four liked it. The 4th thought it was OK. The cranberry was tasty, but you should expect
a more marzipan flavor than a straight almond taste. Member #4 hastes marzipan.
Cozy Pumpkin Pie: a real crowd-pleaser. Good, even pumpkin taste with big pecan pieces. Very tasty. I kept the second
bar for future eating..er..examination.
Finally...Cranberry Orange: tasty with a real orange flavor. Everyone enjoyed it.
Results
The crowd liked the Banana Split and Pumpkin Pie the best. We did not review the Capuccino, Apple Cinnamon nor Peanut Butter
and Jelly flavors that are also advertised on their site. We decided to publish our reviews not to placate the company who
sent the samples, but to inform you of our findings. We hear that their rally sponsorship policies have changed and you can
contact them with sponsorship requests.
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